USMB Coffee Shop IV

[Oddball]

 

[Foxfyre]

 

[Foxfyre]

I'm pretty sure fake news but too funny not to share

"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.’
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B****!’

(This reminds me of a tech at Eye Associates here who is just that openly and warmly gay and has a lot of fun with it that raises everybody's spirits. Also extremely competent. I always hope I get him when I go for my treatments.)

 

[Manonthestreet]

Passed my DOT physical today, get to work another yr.

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[Foxfyre]

Passed my DOT physical today, get to work another yr.

Some great news is a good thing. Let's hope you pass all your DOT physicals whether or not you want to work another year.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Some great news is a good thing. Let's hope you pass all your DOT physicals whether or not you want to work another year.

Not to many more to go ....maybe 4

 

[Foxfyre]

 

[Oddball]

Saturday morning!

I don't even know what to make of this.

Let the cartoon begin!

 

[Dajjal]

 

[Foxfyre]

Thank you Dajjal. Really special!

 

[Dajjal]

My lovebird and I used to play ball games, but here is a whole team of them.

 

[beautress]

My lovebird and I used to play ball games, but here is a whole team of them.

I'm convinced you have some very bright birds around. And you're an amazing coach.

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[beautress]

Heaven: a teaspoon of Vermont maple syrup, a tablespoon of Whipping cream, and a cuppa Folgers, hot and mixed together....or at least, Cloud Nine...

 

[beautress]

Ken is having up and down days. Yesterday, wasn't his best day, and today his son was by his side, so when I got done driving all day and came back. He looked better. It's concerning for him to stay focused on medicine and getting better. I was tired from. My 100 mile round trip to Bryan. It was one of the most beautiful days I ever saw. It was pleasantly cool, but not too cool and warm but not too warm. Perfect day traveling through Walker and Cline counties.

It's good to be home and the puppies are behaving like good sports. The evening sun is brightly shining at the tree tops. We have a lot of tall pines and a spreading oak out front in the south pasture. It's a pretty sight with all shades of spring green . It's huge with a 45 foot diameter and probably about 18 feet high. It's one of the prettiest live oak trees anywhere in Walker County. For botanists it would be a tree they'd never forget to recall.