USMB Beauty Contest

[Terry]

I like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. my likely questions to be answered are.

What's your measurements? 35-27-34

Do you require makeup to look good? YEP

How often do you need sex? Whatever

Do men generally give you the second look. or more? Only the old farts these days.

What's more important to you, your children or a man?

children

damn your tuff

 

[Sarah G]

I like them all with possibly a few exceptions.. my likely questions to be answered are.

What's your measurements? 35-27-34

Do you require makeup to look good? YEP

How often do you need sex? Whatever

Do men generally give you the second look. or more? Only the old farts these days.

What's more important to you, your children or a man?

children

damn your tuff

Yours are good too.

 

[Terry]

1. What has been the most significant accomplishment in your life? Why? I'm still alive

2. At what point does a girl become a woman? when she can hold a pint. LOL



4. Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker? Why? giver

5. Who do you feel is the most popular person in the world (the United States, your state, your community, etc.)? Why? Xenophon, one read and you would understand


Here you go, let the best one win.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Ringel's: 5. Does anyone here know of someone in witness protection, the author of these questions is wondering...........

Yes. But if I tell you, I have to kill you.


Gunny's: 4. How good do you look in a man's dress shirt?

Depends on the man.


Xotoxi's: 2. Why would you like to make me a sammich?

Because I'm a nurturer. You obviously need to be fed.


Count Dracula's: (1) Do you think men should commit to anything other than breakfast in the early days of a relationship?

Again, depends on the man.


Care's: 2 what general qualities do you like about the male gender?


They can usually lift heavier stuff than me and are thusly extremely important. And they're lots of fun. Sometimes. Depending on the man.

Now there are what I would call "safe" answers. You could give these answers on national tv with the kids watching. You must have been a Miss America contestant at some point in your past.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I dunno, masquerade. They say you gotta kiss a LOT of frogs before you'll find a prince.

Looking at the teeth and dripping saliva ... I could probably do one maybe two of that species, but that's it!

Ribitt, Ribitt, Ribitt, Ribitt.

 

[Terry]

Thank you Lumpy for the last push to get my rep to 100!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Thank you Lumpy for the last push to get my rep to 100!

Tis.. but a great honor for a lovely lady..

 

[Ringel05]

I'll play, but only if the pageant pays for my avatar's breast implants.

We're running a special on Glutial implants today.

Toxi's standing by to take orders.

 

[goldcatt]

I'll play, but only if the pageant pays for my avatar's breast implants.

We're running a special on Glutial implants today.

Toxi's standing by to take orders.

Funny, he looks exactly how I pictured him.

 

[froggy]

I dunno, masquerade. They say you gotta kiss a LOT of frogs before you'll find a prince.

Looking at the teeth and dripping saliva ... I could probably do one maybe two of that species, but that's it!

This is what i looked like before the curse

 

[Phoenix]

Now there are what I would call "safe" answers. You could give these answers on national tv with the kids watching. You must have been a Miss America contestant at some point in your past.

Yet they are all true.

Well, perhaps not the first one ... although ...

 

[froggy]

I got all dressed up and masquerades no where to be found.

 

[Colin]

mirror mirror on the wall...

Who's the fairest, of them all....?

No need to ask the mirror. I'm sure that if most of the women here stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, they would see twelve beauties!

Myself, I have to avoid mirrors. Every time I look in a mirror I get an erection. Doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. I just look like a twat.

 

[Colin]

I'll play, but only if the pageant pays for my avatar's breast implants.

That's the trouble nowadays. Too much money being spent on sexual enhancements. Did you know there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there is likely to be a very large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

 

[midcan5]

1. Besides shopping is there anything else you like to do?

2. Can you get dressed, put on your makeup and jewelry in less than three hours?

3. When I am in my birthday suit, will you lie nicely about my wonderful manly torso regardless of age or shape?

4. If you were to compare yourself to someone, would it be the Blessed Mother or Marilyn Chambers? Which comes closest?

5. If I am tired will you stop talking and asking that we do something interesting and we never do anything?

and additional question to seal the deal:

If I am lost, will you stop saying, I told you so and agree the directions were complicated?

 

[masquerade]

I got all dressed up and masquerades no where to be found.

Wha?
You got dressed up and I missed it?
Dang!
Sorry about that Froggy. I realize it's probably not that often that you pull your sweet threads from the closet. lol

 

[Phoenix]

1. Besides shopping is there anything else you like to do? Almost anything else. Shopping is a necessity, not a sport.

2. Can you get dressed, put on your makeup and jewelry in less than three hours? Yes. And be able to watch an entire movie and the local news in the remaining time.

3. When I am in my birthday suit, will you lie nicely about my wonderful manly torso regardless of age or shape? That, or feign blindness.

4. If you were to compare yourself to someone, would it be the Blessed Mother or Marilyn Chambers? Which comes closest? Ummm ... Who is Marilyn Chambers?

5. If I am tired will you stop talking and asking that we do something interesting and we never do anything? Interesting is relative. However, I'm more likely to ask for quiet while I read than to hassle someone else about being quiet.

and additional question to seal the deal:

If I am lost, will you stop saying, I told you so and agree the directions were complicated? It's not the destination but the journey that's all the fun.