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    To all ya young guys, want women to be after you?
    Take dancing lessons, both classic and modern.
    Your macho buddies may call you a pussy for the dancing lessons, but you will get more pussy than they do :D

    women love a good dancing man.

    I sure miss dancing.
     
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    Lol, this is funny. Maybe this is true for most woman, but for me, not so much. I don't dance and I could care less if my man did. haha.
     
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    You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy pussy.
     
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    My wife has been talking about wanting us to take Ball Room dancing lessons for years... So far, I've been really successful in avoiding it.
     
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    :lol: Cute.

    I ain't much of a dancer..but I've done pretty well with women.

    I find that humor is a great ice breaker with the ladies. Especially self-effacing humor.
     
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    well if pussy is all you are looking for you can buy that cheap.

    If you want the company of a woman then the best thing you can do is act like a human being and pick one who is interested in some of the same things you are.

    Men like pussy and women like dick, most dont want just ANY pussy or dick.
     
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    The last long-term relationship I had (dating) before meeting my then future wife was with a woman I had actually met years earlier in college. I was in love. It turns out, she wasn't. Oh well. But while the relationship was still a work in progress, she talked me into taking a ballroom dancing class with her.

    I was hideous at it.

    But, the OP idea is still pretty much on the right target. People of the female persuasion do seem to groove on guys who can handle a waltz as well as the more modern dance moves. My own dance moves seem to come from either Frankenstein or the Steve Martin classic movie, "The Jerk." Thankfully, my wife gives me a pass. :cool:
     
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    A good investment and time if you love your wife.
    A small price to pay for her joy. She will reward you.
     
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    yeah it comes more natural to some than others, I had to work at it as well.
     
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    Dear uscitizen,

    My balls have been really itchy the past two days. I scratch, but then that just makes it feel like they're on fire. Should I get tested? I'm kind of scared to find out the results, and if it's positive for something then that means I have to have an uncomfortable conversation with someone. What should I do?

    Sincerely,
    a reader with a burning question.
     
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