"Upside the head like Pi-Yah!" Granny stops burglar.

[Marion Morrison]

I saw this on the news and..well, Ms. "Ain't nobody got time for that" now has a competitor.



Skip to around 33 in for the goods. Totally worth it!

"A Florida great-grandmother, armed with a baseball bat on Sunday taught a 300-pound burglary suspect, who police said tried to break into her car a valuable lesson: Don’t mess with grandma."

Florida great-grandma fends off 300-pound burglar with a baseball bat: cops


"He said Owwwwww!"

"He better be glad I didn't have a gun, cuz I woulda shot him."

IM2, this is how we talk heanh.

 

[IM2]

We do that here too Maid Marion.

 

[Marion Morrison]

We do that here too Maid Marion.

She's only half-laying it on.