Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet

[Weatherman2020]

A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet.

We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a minute.

"The earth will be totally destroyed in the next, oh, 12 seconds," said Beto O'Rourke at a rally. "If you don't give the government a bunch of money and power, it will happen. Trust me."

"So hand over the cash, guys," he said. "Like, now. I'm super serious."

This tragic development means that humanity won't have time to correct climate change, and our writers probably won't even have time to finish thi

 

[Hellbilly]

138 million people will perish.


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[Dick Foster]

A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet.

We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a minute.

"The earth will be totally destroyed in the next, oh, 12 seconds," said Beto O'Rourke at a rally. "If you don't give the government a bunch of money and power, it will happen. Trust me."

"So hand over the cash, guys," he said. "Like, now. I'm super serious."

This tragic development means that humanity won't have time to correct climate change, and our writers probably won't even have time to finish thi

Oh shit! I hope I can get my ass kissed goodbye before it's too late.

 

[Dick Foster]

138 million people will perish.


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Is that enough to get rid of all the demodummie nit-wits?

 

[Billy_Bob]

 

[beautress]

A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet.

We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a minute.

"The earth will be totally destroyed in the next, oh, 12 seconds," said Beto O'Rourke at a rally. "If you don't give the government a bunch of money and power, it will happen. Trust me."

"So hand over the cash, guys," he said. "Like, now. I'm super serious."

This tragic development means that humanity won't have time to correct climate change, and our writers probably won't even have time to finish thi

Well, I counted to twelve twice, and it never did happen. I guess lies get dispersed if you don't give it years and count it out in seconds

Lies go this way:

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[Billy_Bob]

Are we dead yet?

 

[fncceo]

Give all your money to climate! Pu-raise climate!

 

[impuretrash]

Nice knowing you guys. See you in the next life.

 

[petro]

The herd is due for a culling...

 

[fncceo]

"See you again, don't know where, don't know when" ...