University of East Anglia - Climate Research Unit Entrance Exam

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University of East Anglia - Climate Research Unit
Entrance Exam

1. University of East Anglia is older than
a. Dirt
b. Moon Rocks
c. Harvard
d. Calista Flockhart

2. A “Freedom of Information Request” is
a. Annoying
b. Totally unnecessary
c. An impediment to settled science
d. All of the above

3. Our mission at East Anglia CRU is to
a. Save the planet
b. Prevent the Ravenous CO2 Spaghetti Monster from eating the glaciers
c. Control the carbon footprint of every tax paying organisms
d. All of the above

4. As a scientist, when the data does not meet the theory do we:
a. Get a new theory
b. Blame Rush Limbaugh
c. Find a new scientists who is not in love with tree rings—creepy!!
d. Data? What data?