Unemployed, Smoking Dope, Surfing the Internet, Cracking "Yer mama" jokes

[rtwngAvngr]

Hi mom, are you proud?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Hi mom, are you proud?

:spank3:

 

[rtwngAvngr]

:spank3:

It your fault!

 

[Said1]

My mom doesn't know my post name, either does my boss. :halo:

 

[rtwngAvngr]

My mom doesn't know my post name, either does my boss. :halo:

My mom is afraid of the computer mouse.

 

[Said1]

My mom is afraid of the computer mouse.

You should hear my mother-in-law when she leaves a voice mail message.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

You should hear my mother-in-law when she leaves a voice mail message.

does she shout?

 

[Said1]

does she shout?

She shouts, and gets very confused about the entire process.

 

[dilloduck]

She shouts, and gets very confused about the entire process.

LOL thats MY mom---she sounds like she's trying to speak to someone who doesn't understand english. !

(hmm maybe that's why I have a hard time typing it)

 

[Said1]

LOL thats MY mom---she sounds like she's trying to speak to someone who doesn't understand english. !

(hmm maybe that's why I have a hard time typing it)

My MIL sounds like she's talking to a stranger, who's writing the message down "This is Betty Boop....Butthead's mother".

 

[Johnney]

Hi mom, are you proud?

you seem jealous :baby:

 

[MtnBiker]

you seem jealous :baby:

Maybe he doesn't have a mama?

 

[Annie]

My mom really was a character. She tried to understand how to 'be heard' on the internet after multiple strokes. There was no way she could answer 'quickly enough' since she couldn't 'keyboard' in our parlance, 'type' in hers. The world is a less informed place with her passing a little more than a year ago.

Happy Birthday Mom, on the 1st of February.

 

[Johnney]

Maybe he doesn't have a mama?

i have heard rumors that an old crow laid him out on a rock before.... i forget where i heard it though