~Understanding Women~

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dabs, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Dabs
    Offline

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    Joined:
    May 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,145
    Thanks Received:
    1,398
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    ~Tennessee~
    Ratings:
    +1,398
    Men..you are in luck, there is finally a book that has just been published, on everything you need to know, on how to understand us women *smiles*
     

    Attached Files:

    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  2. High_Gravity
    Offline

    High_Gravity Belligerent Drunk Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    40,159
    Thanks Received:
    6,894
    Trophy Points:
    260
    Location:
    Richmond VA
    Ratings:
    +7,726
    Thats just the first chapter.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  3. Nate
    Offline

    Nate VIP Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    811
    Thanks Received:
    116
    Trophy Points:
    78
    Location:
    Sooner State
    Ratings:
    +153
    Please let there be a cliffnotes version!! :eusa_pray:
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  4. FuelRod
    Offline

    FuelRod Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2011
    Messages:
    3,387
    Thanks Received:
    920
    Trophy Points:
    153
    Ratings:
    +924
    Reminds me of an old joke. Man finds a bottle on the beach.

    Polishes it up...geenie pops out. Gets one wish. "Build me a bridge to Hawaii."

    Geenie says "That's crazy...do you know how far it is to Hawaii...pick something else."

    Man says "OK, I want to understand women."

    Geenie says "So that bridge, one lane or two?"
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  5. Big Black Dog
    Offline

    Big Black Dog Gold Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2009
    Messages:
    22,929
    Thanks Received:
    5,118
    Trophy Points:
    260
    Ratings:
    +5,757
    I don't need no stinking book to understand women. I know everything about them there is to know. Women tremble when I'm in the same room with them cause they know that I am aware of the scam. Note... Please don't tell my wife I said this.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  6. Colin
    Offline

    Colin Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2009
    Messages:
    6,320
    Thanks Received:
    2,659
    Trophy Points:
    168
    Location:
    England
    Ratings:
    +2,660
    Women are impossible to understand!


    A business man operating a store in a small town in Maine received an invoice for
    two month's supply of merchandise. Knowing that his clerk was a graduate of the University of
    Maine, he called her into his office and asked her, If I gave you $20,000 minus 14%
    how much would take off. She looked at him for a moment and said, everything but
    my earrings!

    :eusa_eh:
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  7. editec
    Offline

    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    Messages:
    41,427
    Thanks Received:
    5,598
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Maine
    Ratings:
    +5,618
    And that image is only the CLIFF notes of the book.

    The actual manual, if you elect to purchase it, will be delivered to your home via tractor-trailer.
     
  8. editec
    Offline

    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    Messages:
    41,427
    Thanks Received:
    5,598
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Maine
    Ratings:
    +5,618
    A women came into a hardware store to buy a nut.

    "Do you want a screw for that nut?" the salesman asked her.

    No, but I'll blow you for that darling toaster oven in the housewares department" she replied.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  9. Truthmatters
    Offline

    Truthmatters BANNED

    Joined:
    May 10, 2007
    Messages:
    80,182
    Thanks Received:
    2,223
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Ratings:
    +2,233
    what makes it so hard is no two women are the same.

    you guys just seek the same thing from each woman.

    In there lies your confusion.
     
  10. Colin
    Offline

    Colin Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2009
    Messages:
    6,320
    Thanks Received:
    2,659
    Trophy Points:
    168
    Location:
    England
    Ratings:
    +2,660
    Yes. You definitely have something there! :eusa_whistle:
     

Share This Page