Uh JOE.. it is 2012 .. the 21st century!!!

[healthmyths]

Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.

UPDATE: Ryan Williams, a spokesman for the Romney campaign, responds: “Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan will ensure America leads the world in the 21st century by strengthening middle-class families and creating jobs. President Obama and Vice President Biden have taken our nation backward with failed policies that have resulted in higher unemployment, more debt, and a weaker economy. A campaign based on rage and divisiveness can’t hide the president’s failed record.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-folks-wheres-it-written-we-cant-lead-world-20th-century_650017.html

Oh but the MSM will say "Oh you know that's Joe..."

 

[beretta304]

Just about to post that. Biden...the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[bobcollum]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

 

[beretta304]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

Bush was a piss poor public speaker but far from stupid.

 

[healthmyths]

Just about to post that. Biden...the gift that keeps on giving!

I really do think this is the beginning of the end of Biden!
My better half and I think that HIllary will be replacing ONLY if though she get's to take over during 2013 when Obama bored with the job resigns!
After all that's the ONLY way she would do it!
And Obama would be HAPPY to get out of all the messes he has created!

They have 20 days to do this!!

 

[tererun]

really, are you going to put up one gaffe from the VP and pretend it is anything like the gaffes made by Mittens? I will admit it is wrong, but come on this is not like pissing off england, palestine, and Isreal in less than a week with your poor speaking. Did this mistake by biden lower the opinion of the US by 2 big allies? This is not even as good as Obama's 57 states gaffe he made last election.

but hey, thank biden for giving you guys a small point in the gaffe competition. romney still has a commanding lead in that game. please shake up the etch-a-sketch next time before this so we don't see a record of the score.

 

[beretta304]

Just about to post that. Biden...the gift that keeps on giving!

I really do think this is the beginning of the end of Biden!
My better half and I think that HIllary will be replacing ONLY if though she get's to take over during 2013 when Obama bored with the job resigns!
After all that's the ONLY way she would do it!
And Obama would be HAPPY to get out of all the messes he has created!

They have 20 days to do this!!

Hillary doesn't want to own Obama's mess. She'll run on her own in 2016. One thing Hillary isn't...is stupid.

 

[bobcollum]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

Bush was a piss poor public speaker but far from stupid.

Neither of them are stupid, but that doesn't make them smart either.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I'm convinced that Biden's either a hardcore alcoholic, or on some serious psychotropic drugs.

 

[beretta304]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

Bush was a piss poor public speaker but far from stupid.

Neither of them are stupid, but that doesn't make them smart either.

Once perception of another's intelligence is all relative.

 

[asaratis]

Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.

UPDATE: Ryan Williams, a spokesman for the Romney campaign, responds: “Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan will ensure America leads the world in the 21st century by strengthening middle-class families and creating jobs. President Obama and Vice President Biden have taken our nation backward with failed policies that have resulted in higher unemployment, more debt, and a weaker economy. A campaign based on rage and divisiveness can’t hide the president’s failed record.”

Biden: 'Folks, Where's it Written We Cannot Lead the World in the 20th Century in Making Automobiles?' | The Weekly Standard

Oh but the MSM will say "Oh you know that's Joe..."

To be completely non-partisan and honest to boot, I'll grant him that one as a commonly made error. I have heard people whom I recognize as brilliant make the same mistake.

However, that "57 states" thingy from Bozo Obama doesn't get a pass. Neither does his Marine "corpse".

 

[beretta304]

Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.

UPDATE: Ryan Williams, a spokesman for the Romney campaign, responds: “Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan will ensure America leads the world in the 21st century by strengthening middle-class families and creating jobs. President Obama and Vice President Biden have taken our nation backward with failed policies that have resulted in higher unemployment, more debt, and a weaker economy. A campaign based on rage and divisiveness can’t hide the president’s failed record.”

Biden: 'Folks, Where's it Written We Cannot Lead the World in the 20th Century in Making Automobiles?' | The Weekly Standard

Oh but the MSM will say "Oh you know that's Joe..."

To be completely non-partisan and honest to boot, I'll grant him that one as a commonly made error. I have heard people whom I recognize as brilliant make the same mistake.

However, that "57 states" thingy from Bozo Obama doesn't get a pass. Neither does his Marine "corpse".

The 57 states remark was ingrained in him from his youth. What does that tell you?

 

[asaratis]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

Bush was a piss poor public speaker but far from stupid.

You're absolutely right. His grades were higher than Obama's!

Oh! I forgot! We haven't seen Obama's! He got his graduating honors just like he got his Noble Peace Prize...in a Crackerjack box!

 

[healthmyths]

really, are you going to put up one gaffe from the VP and pretend it is anything like the gaffes made by Mittens? I will admit it is wrong, but come on this is not like pissing off england, palestine, and Isreal in less than a week with your poor speaking. Did this mistake by biden lower the opinion of the US by 2 big allies? This is not even as good as Obama's 57 states gaffe he made last election.

but hey, thank biden for giving you guys a small point in the gaffe competition. romney still has a commanding lead in that game. please shake up the etch-a-sketch next time before this so we don't see a record of the score.

Oh... boy.. Let's see the guy who ran the successful Olympics passes an opinion VERSUS the guy who INSULTED a venerated leader of England .. by returning Churchill's bust!

Then Palestine??? Insulted? Oh.. boy well our relations with Palestine is certainly at risk because Romney said their GDP was lower then Israel??? TRUTH!
Then lets see WHAT did he do to Insult Israel..{NOT ISREAL!!!}!
Why is it an insult to explain the differences between the "Israeli Kibbutz movement,"
and American businesses? Please explain the "INSULT:"???

 

[beretta304]

If he ascended to the Presidency he'd be the W of the Democrats with respect to his constant garbling of all things English.

Bush was a piss poor public speaker but far from stupid.

You're absolutely right. His grades were higher than Obama's!

Oh! I forgot! We haven't seen Obama's! He got his graduating honors just like he got his Noble Peace Prize...in a Crackerjack box!

So true...so true..

 

[gallantwarrior]

really, are you going to put up one gaffe from the VP and pretend it is anything like the gaffes made by Mittens? I will admit it is wrong, but come on this is not like pissing off england, palestine, and Isreal in less than a week with your poor speaking. Did this mistake by biden lower the opinion of the US by 2 big allies? This is not even as good as Obama's 57 states gaffe he made last election.

but hey, thank biden for giving you guys a small point in the gaffe competition. romney still has a commanding lead in that game. please shake up the etch-a-sketch next time before this so we don't see a record of the score.

You are joking, aren't you? ONE Biden gaff? You should pay more attention. Ooops! I forgot, you don't pay attention to anything you are not told to, and the LSM tries to bury these little gems like a cat tries to bury its shit.

"My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!" --Joe Biden, campaigning in Youngstown, Ohio, May 16, 2012

"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." --Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." (April 26, 2012)

"This is a big fucking deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway." --Joe Biden, providing handy tips to protect against the swine flu and freaking us out, "Today Show" interview, April 30, 2009

"An hour late, oh give me a f**king break." –Joe Biden, caught on a live mic speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C., March 13, 2009 (Watch video clip)

"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed." –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009

"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." --Joe Biden, speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Va., for their annual retreat, Feb. 6, 2009

"Am I doing this again? For the senior staff? My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts'." --Joe Biden, mocking Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts' botched effort to swear in Barack Obama as Biden was set to swear in White House senior staff one day after the Inauguration snafu, Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2009

"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009 (Watch video clip)

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008 (Source)

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008 (Source)

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007 (Source) **

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006 (Watch video clip)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/joebiden/a/bidenisms.htm


**My personal favorite.

 

[healthmyths]

really, are you going to put up one gaffe from the VP and pretend it is anything like the gaffes made by Mittens? I will admit it is wrong, but come on this is not like pissing off england, palestine, and Isreal in less than a week with your poor speaking. Did this mistake by biden lower the opinion of the US by 2 big allies? This is not even as good as Obama's 57 states gaffe he made last election.

but hey, thank biden for giving you guys a small point in the gaffe competition. romney still has a commanding lead in that game. please shake up the etch-a-sketch next time before this so we don't see a record of the score.

You are joking, aren't you? ONE Biden gaff? You should pay more attention. Ooops! I forgot, you don't pay attention to anything you are not told to, and the LSM tries to bury these little gems like a cat tries to bury its shit.

"My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!" --Joe Biden, campaigning in Youngstown, Ohio, May 16, 2012

"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." --Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." (April 26, 2012)

"This is a big fucking deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway." --Joe Biden, providing handy tips to protect against the swine flu and freaking us out, "Today Show" interview, April 30, 2009

"An hour late, oh give me a f**king break." –Joe Biden, caught on a live mic speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C., March 13, 2009 (Watch video clip)

"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed." –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009

"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." --Joe Biden, speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Va., for their annual retreat, Feb. 6, 2009

"Am I doing this again? For the senior staff? My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts'." --Joe Biden, mocking Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts' botched effort to swear in Barack Obama as Biden was set to swear in White House senior staff one day after the Inauguration snafu, Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2009

"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009 (Watch video clip)

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008 (Source)

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008 (Source)

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007 (Source) **

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006 (Watch video clip)

Bidenisms - Joe Biden Gaffes and Biden Quotes - Updated Frequently


**My personal favorite.

AH but that's JUST JOE BEING JOE!!!