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Now there's an idea from a leftist POS I can get behind... let's have a good ole Civil War. The liberals against the conservatives... see who wins that. Oh... what's that? Liberals are against gun ownership and most don't own one... well hell... they FUCKED then aren't they...
Bring it, libroids... I'd love the chance to mixed it up with any one of you filthy cock swallowing bags of trash.
This is an excellent example of the typical hussein supporter. Liars, retards, racists, socialists and general welfare trash. Leftists/liberals/progressives/socialists/marxists/DEMOCRATS are a cancer on whatever society they infect. Who else would vote for anti American trash like our muslim and chief BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?
Well, if you would get off the couch, clean the beer cans from in front and back of your single wide, and get a job, we liberals would not have to support your sorry 'Conservative' ass.
Red vs Blue Joke - Dear Red States
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states
pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
We wish you success in Iraq and hope that the WMDs turn up but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven
Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely,
Author Unknown in New California.
Please do, can I help ya pack.
Jimmie Kimmel asked voters who won the debate prior to the Debate last night.. HAHA. they all said Obama and the debate did never happened yet Who Won "Last Night's" Debate? - YouTube!
That's just pitiful. Seriously sad. But the good news is, they're unlikely to actually find their way to the polls on election day. That is, unless they trip and actually FALL into a voting booth.
So what are you saying? Is he not "Black enough" for you or are you saying a Black Man that is able to think for himself is "Not Typical? Something is really wrong with your thinking.
So what are you saying? Is he not "Black enough" for you or are you saying a Black Man that is able to think for himself is "Not Typical? Something is really wrong with your thinking.
Why do you conservatives instantly have to play the race card on every single issue? Why can't you just be colorblind, like a liberal?
When we liberals point out how Allen West is a retarded crybaby liar, that has nothing to do with his race. It has to do with the way Allen West blubbers like a little lying bitch every time he opens his mouth.
So what are you saying? Is he not "Black enough" for you or are you saying a Black Man that is able to think for himself is "Not Typical? Something is really wrong with your thinking.
Why do you conservatives instantly have to play the race card on every single issue? Why can't you just be colorblind, like a liberal?
When we liberals point out how Allen West is a retarded crybaby liar, that has nothing to do with his race. It has to do with the way Allen West blubbers like a little lying bitch every time he opens his mouth.
Rep. Allen West (R-FL) is leading his Democratic challenger Patrick Murphy by nine points, according to a new FLDemocracy/WPTV/ TCPalm poll released Thursday. Among likely voters surveyed, 51 percent support West and 42 percent back Murphy. Eight percent are undecided.
Jimmie Kimmel asked voters who won the debate prior to the Debate last night.. HAHA. they all said Obama and the debate did never happened yet Who Won "Last Night's" Debate? - YouTube!
