Two Women Talking

[Phoenix]

Methinks this is going south ...

 

[dilloduck]

Methinks this is going south ...

Ovulate--OVULATE damn it

 

[Phoenix]

Methinks this is going south ...

Ovulate--OVULATE damn it

It's not like we can do it on command, you know.

 

[dilloduck]

Methinks this is going south ...

Ovulate--OVULATE damn it

It's not like we can do it on command, you know.

I knew there had to be a catch----XOT !--Why haven't you told me these things !!!

 

[xotoxi]

Ovulate--OVULATE damn it

It's not like we can do it on command, you know.

I knew there had to be a catch----XOT !--Why haven't you told me these things !!!

Only women that are at one with their ovaries can ovulate at will.

This is different from us men, who can release our gametes at any time with very little notice.

 

[Phoenix]

I knew there had to be a catch----XOT !--Why haven't you told me these things !!!

Only women that are at one with their ovaries can ovulate at will.

This is different from us men, who can release our gametes at any time with very little notice.

Darn it!

*wipes off computer screen ... yet again*

 

[dilloduck]

It's not like we can do it on command, you know.

I knew there had to be a catch----XOT !--Why haven't you told me these things !!!

Only women that are at one with their ovaries can ovulate at will.

This is different from us men, who can release our gametes at any time with very little notice.

I sorta thought I was running into a lot of the non-tantric types. ty for the tip

 

[xotoxi]

I knew there had to be a catch----XOT !--Why haven't you told me these things !!!

Only women that are at one with their ovaries can ovulate at will.

This is different from us men, who can release our gametes at any time with very little notice.

Darn it!

*wipes off computer screen ... yet again*

Yes...that sometimes has to be done with male gametes as well.

 

[Phoenix]

Only women that are at one with their ovaries can ovulate at will.

This is different from us men, who can release our gametes at any time with very little notice.

Darn it!

*wipes off computer screen ... yet again*

Yes...that sometimes has to be done with male gametes as well.

I think I'll just get a screen squeegee to keep on hand for the spit-takes.

 

[xotoxi]

Darn it!

*wipes off computer screen ... yet again*

Yes...that sometimes has to be done with male gametes as well.

I think I'll just get a screen squeegee to keep on hand for the spit-takes.

Why don't you just get a salad bar sneeze guard?

I'm just afraid a squeegee will result in streaking if there is any phlegm involved.

 

[Phoenix]

Why don't you just get a salad bar sneeze guard?

I'm just afraid a squeegee will result in streaking if there is any phlegm involved.

What a wonderful suggestion. I wonder where I can find one that will cover both the screen and keyboard, yet give me the maneuverability and visibility that I require. Any suggestions?

Perhaps some clear plastic and duct tape ...

 

[xotoxi]

Why don't you just get a salad bar sneeze guard?

I'm just afraid a squeegee will result in streaking if there is any phlegm involved.

What a wonderful suggestion. I wonder where I can find one that will cover both the screen and keyboard, yet give me the maneuverability and visibility that I require. Any suggestions?

Perhaps some clear plastic and duct tape ...

How about the one above? You can wheel it around your house while you sneeze, snort, and farmer blow to your heart's content.

Plus you would have easy assess to plenty of fruit and salad, thus improving your colon health. You might consider getting a rolling commode so that you could defecate at will (and you can practice ovulating at will, too).

 

[Phoenix]

How about the one above? You can wheel it around your house while you sneeze, snort, and farmer blow to your heart's content.

Plus you would have easy assess to plenty of fruit and salad, thus improving your colon health. You might consider getting a rolling commode so that you could defecate at will (and you can practice ovulating at will, too).

I find myself more chuckling, chortling, snickering and (in some cases) spitting. Thence the need for computer coverage.

The fruit is a great idea, not sure about the commode. And I'm still mulling over the idea of "being one" with two ovaries, so that I may ovulate at will.

Furthermore, do I really want to ovulate at will? What has Will ever done that I wish to subject him to that? And for the record, I'm pretty even-tempered and haven't stuck a flaming pike into a man's chest ... yet.

 

[xotoxi]

How about the one above? You can wheel it around your house while you sneeze, snort, and farmer blow to your heart's content.

Plus you would have easy assess to plenty of fruit and salad, thus improving your colon health. You might consider getting a rolling commode so that you could defecate at will (and you can practice ovulating at will, too).

I find myself more chuckling, chortling, snickering and (in some cases) spitting. Thence the need for computer coverage.

When you put it like that...it sounds like you have a serious medical problem.

The fruit is a great idea, not sure about the commode. And I'm still mulling over the idea of "being one" with two ovaries, so that I may ovulate at will.

Strike the idea of the fruit...it won't go well with the aforementioned chuckling, chortling, snickering and, spitting. You will end up with chunks of apple all over your screen which will leave a sticky residue.

It would behoove you to chew on a towel.

Furthermore, do I really want to ovulate at will? What has Will ever done that I wish to subject him to that? And for the record, I'm pretty even-tempered and haven't stuck a flaming pike into a man's chest ... yet.

I didn't mean that you would ovulate directly at Will. Just in his general direction.

However, from the perspective of a man, I would rather have a woman ovulate at me, then to have her menstruate at me.

Or for that matter, chuckle, chortle, snicker or spit at me.

 

[Phoenix]

How about the one above? You can wheel it around your house while you sneeze, snort, and farmer blow to your heart's content.

Plus you would have easy assess to plenty of fruit and salad, thus improving your colon health. You might consider getting a rolling commode so that you could defecate at will (and you can practice ovulating at will, too).

I find myself more chuckling, chortling, snickering and (in some cases) spitting. Thence the need for computer coverage.

When you put it like that...it sounds like you have a serious medical problem.

The fruit is a great idea, not sure about the commode. And I'm still mulling over the idea of "being one" with two ovaries, so that I may ovulate at will.

Strike the idea of the fruit...it won't go well with the aforementioned chuckling, chortling, snickering and, spitting. You will end up with chunks of apple all over your screen which will leave a sticky residue.

It would behoove you to chew on a towel.

Furthermore, do I really want to ovulate at will? What has Will ever done that I wish to subject him to that? And for the record, I'm pretty even-tempered and haven't stuck a flaming pike into a man's chest ... yet.

I didn't mean that you would ovulate directly at Will. Just in his general direction.

However, from the perspective of a man, I would rather have a woman ovulate at me, then to have her menstruate at me.

Or for that matter, chuckle, chortle, snicker or spit at me.

After considering the above discussion, I have determined that I will make things simple and just have a computer screen towel. If I snicker, snort, chuckle, chortle or spew drinks on the screen, then I can have a handy wipe-up. Otherwise I can chew on it.

As to the whole ovulation at Will issue - I'll have to ruminate on that a bit.

 

[Bootneck]

A modern Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with
their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last
questions before they leave.

The man asks, We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance
with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception,
we'd like your permission to dance together.

Absolutely not, says the Mullah. It's immoral. Men and women always
dance separately.

So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?

No, answered the Mullah, It's forbidden in Islam.

Well, okay, says the man, What about sex? Can we finally have sex?

Of course! replies the Mullah, Sex is OK within marriage, to have
children!

What about different positions? asks the man.

No problem, says the Mullah.

Woman on top? the man asks.

Sure, says the Mullah. Go for it!

Doggy style?

Sure!

On the kitchen table?

Yes, yes!

Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a
bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video?

You may indeed!

Can we do it standing up?

No, says the Mullah.

Why not? asks the man.

Because that could lead to dancing.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[dilloduck]

Are you sure they weren't Baptists ?