Two Truths.....and a LIE

[rightwinger]

1-I was an Elementary, Jr High, High School and College cheerleader.
2-I went to Catholic Elementary School and was expelled for bad behavior.
3- I managed and grew a business from $15 million to $29.8 million in just 18 months on the job.

1. I am buying that you are the cheerleader type
2. I am buying that you are a naughty girl

That leaves 3.

 

[rightwinger]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

1. I can see you liked by some of the liberal women
2. You don't seem like the Ferrari type....I'm thinking mini van
3. Everybody likes milk

 

[Si modo]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Shoot, and I was doing so well. OK, then #1 is the lie - you entertain a lot, but not millions.

 

[rightwinger]

1. I can drink a pint of beer through my nose.

2. I was fired from a submarine torpedo tube

3. Her Majesty the Queen has shaken me by the hand

1. I think it can be done...just don't know why you would want to

2. I have seen divers swim out of torpedo tubes.....I think the firing would kill you LIE

3. Queen shakes alot of hands

 

[ConHog]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

1. I can see you liked by some of the liberal women
2. You don't seem like the Ferrari type....I'm thinking mini van
3. Everybody likes milk

If I like milk, then number 3 would be the lie, because I said I do NOT like milk.

 

[Si modo]

1. I can drink a pint of beer through my nose.

2. I was fired from a submarine torpedo tube

3. Her Majesty the Queen has shaken me by the hand

#1 is the lie, I'm guessing.

I can! A straw up each nostril and that mother is gone in no time! You have a choice of two!

Awwwwww, damn. OK, right...the Queen did not shake your hand.

I so want to believe that #2 is the truth.

 

[Care4all]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

you don't like milk.

where's my rep?

 

[random3434]

Y'all were wrong on mine too fyi.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Shoot, and I was doing so well. OK, then #1 is the lie - you entertain a lot, but not millions.

#1 is true as well. Note that I used the past tense to include everyone I ever have entertained. There are just about 6 million people in the metro Atlanta area....and I've been doing this for 10 years here....

I think it's safe to say millions. My station cumes about 500,000 per week.

 

[Si modo]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

1. I can see you liked by some of the liberal women
2. You don't seem like the Ferrari type....I'm thinking mini van
3. Everybody likes milk

If I like milk, then number 3 would be the lie, because I said I do NOT like milk.

Good lie!

 

[Si modo]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Shoot, and I was doing so well. OK, then #1 is the lie - you entertain a lot, but not millions.

#1 is true as well. Note that I used the past tense to include everyone I ever have entertained. There are just about 6 million people in the metro Atlanta area....and I've been doing this for 10 years here....

I think it's safe to say millions. My station cumes about 500,000 per week.

Good one!

 

[Care4all]

1-I was an Elementary, Jr High, High School and College cheerleader.
2-I went to Catholic Elementary School and was expelled for bad behavior.
3- I managed and grew a business from $15 million to $29.8 million in just 18 months on the job.

1. I am buying that you are the cheerleader type
2. I am buying that you are a naughty girl

That leaves 3.

no comment!

 

[Si modo]

Oh, and for those who guess at my three, I rep you the answer.

 

[ConHog]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

you don't like milk.

where's my rep?

You are not correct. IF you had simply said #3, you MIGHT be correct, but alas you did not say that.

 

[Care4all]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk

you don't like milk.

where's my rep?

You are not correct. IF you had simply said #3, you MIGHT be correct, but alas you did not say that.

bulloney!!!!!

i got it correct, i listed the lie....darn it!

 

[Si modo]

Y'all were wrong on mine too fyi.

Damn. And here I was getting all cocky and shit about my abilities.

OK, right...not all state in butterfly.

 

[ConHog]

you don't like milk.

where's my rep?

You are not correct. IF you had simply said #3, you MIGHT be correct, but alas you did not say that.

bulloney!!!!!

i got it correct, i listed the lie....darn it!

I gave you the rep, but you did say it wrong

 

[Paulie]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Why did you eat cereal with milk?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Why did you eat cereal with milk?

I love milk.

My gut doesn't though. Dairy products, erm....clean me out.

 

[Paulie]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

Why did you eat cereal with milk?

I love milk.

My gut doesn't though. Dairy products, erm....clean me out.

I guess I don't really understand lactose intolerant. I thought it was more harmful than just upsetting the stomach.

I wouldn't give it up either if it was me.