~Two Sides To Every Story~

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  1. Dabs

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing
    wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me
    terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he
    would even answer the phone."

    Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist
    and demand an apology.

    Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
    "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning, the alarm
    failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
    hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with
    both house and car keys in side and had to break a window to get my keys.
    "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
    was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally
    got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got
    the store opened and started waiting on these people.

    All the time, the darn phone was ringing off the hook. "

    He continued, "Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
    register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had
    to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, and the phone
    was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash
    drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of
    perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."

    "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
    got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use
    a rectal thermometer.

    And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
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