Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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Sep 17, 2009
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1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After
I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive
heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating,

so I came home early to catch him in the act.But

instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and, and down into the basement. ThenI
went through every closet and checked under allthe beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.
 

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