Two hillbillys are talking. First one says: "OK. I got a piece of paper here. I'm gunna write two words on the paper and then you get 20 questions to try and guess what I wrote down here, wanna play?" Other hillbilly says sure. So the guy writes "Donkey dick" on the piece of paper and sticks it in his pocket. "All right. Ask your first question." "Can you eat it?" "Yup." "Is it 'Donkey dick'?"