Twisted Wishes

[daws101]

Still wish we had some candy in the house.

granted! but it's all the candy you hate.
I wish I had the one who got away.

 

[daws101]

No.....can't be Tuesday. Got the grand kids tonight until Tues night....how about Wednesday?

And winning the lottery just might do that! Lol!

Wednesday it is, lucky!!!

Okay. I wish I had a dog.

Granted! If you play too much with puppah, he may bite you.

I wish I was a prince.

granted ! now you have to wear ass less pants 24/7.
I wish my hemorrhoids would disappear.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Wednesday it is, lucky!!!

Okay. I wish I had a dog.

Granted! If you play too much with puppah, he may bite you.

I wish I was a prince.

granted ! now you have to wear ass less pants 24/7.
I wish my hemorrhoids would disappear.

Sure thing.

You will spend many days and nights on the toidy.

I wish I was Al Capone.

 

[BDBoop]

Wednesday it is, lucky!!!

Okay. I wish I had a dog.

Granted! If you play too much with puppah, he may bite you.

I wish I was a prince.

granted ! now you have to wear ass less pants 24/7.
I wish my hemorrhoids would disappear.

Granted, but now they're posting here on the board, beaaaaatch!

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[BDBoop]

Granted! If you play too much with puppah, he may bite you.

I wish I was a prince.

granted ! now you have to wear ass less pants 24/7.
I wish my hemorrhoids would disappear.

Sure thing.

You will spend many days and nights on the toidy.

I wish I was Al Capone.

Granted. I hope you're enjoying the coffin!

See last post for wish.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

granted ! now you have to wear ass less pants 24/7.
I wish my hemorrhoids would disappear.

Sure thing.

You will spend many days and nights on the toidy.

I wish I was Al Capone.

Granted. I hope you're enjoying the coffin!

See last post for wish.

Wish granted.

I wish I WAS Al Capone reincarnated.

 

[BDBoop]

Sure thing.

You will spend many days and nights on the toidy.

I wish I was Al Capone.

Granted. I hope you're enjoying the coffin!

See last post for wish.

Wish granted.

I wish I WAS Al Capone reincarnated.

Congratulations!

Mobster 'Whitey' Bulger gets 2 life terms plus 5 years

All apologies.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[daws101]

Granted. I hope you're enjoying the coffin!

See last post for wish.

Wish granted.

I wish I WAS Al Capone reincarnated.

Congratulations!

Mobster 'Whitey' Bulger gets 2 life terms plus 5 years

All apologies.

I wish I had a dog.

granted! but he /she tears up all the furniture and humps your neighbor's leg!
I wish John Boehner would step in front of a bus full of unemployed sick people.

 

[Sarah G]

Wish granted.

I wish I WAS Al Capone reincarnated.

Congratulations!

Mobster 'Whitey' Bulger gets 2 life terms plus 5 years

All apologies.

I wish I had a dog.

granted! but he /she tears up all the furniture and humps your neighbor's leg!
I wish John Boehner would step in front of a bus full of unemployed sick people.

Granted, now Eric Cantor is Speaker.

I wish I had $5 million dollars right now.

 

[daws101]

Congratulations!

Mobster 'Whitey' Bulger gets 2 life terms plus 5 years

All apologies.

I wish I had a dog.

granted! but he /she tears up all the furniture and humps your neighbor's leg!
I wish John Boehner would step in front of a bus full of unemployed sick people.

Granted, now Eric Cantor is Speaker.

I wish I had $5 million dollars right now.

granted! in pennies!
I wish fox news would join Al Jazeera

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

granted! but he /she tears up all the furniture and humps your neighbor's leg!
I wish John Boehner would step in front of a bus full of unemployed sick people.

Granted, now Eric Cantor is Speaker.

I wish I had $5 million dollars right now.

granted! in pennies!
I wish fox news would join Al Jazeera

Granted, you can listen to music all day since they give their affiliate the news.

I wish I were fat.

 

[daws101]

Granted, now Eric Cantor is Speaker.

I wish I had $5 million dollars right now.

granted! in pennies!
I wish fox news would join Al Jazeera

Granted, you can listen to music all day since they give their affiliate the news.

I wish I were fat.

granted! , you'll need a stick to wipe your ass!
I wish wishes came true.

 

[Darlene]

Granted but all wishes won't happen until you are financially stable.
I wish I had a bigger butt.

 

[Moonglow]

Granted but all wishes won't happen until you are financially stable.
I wish I had a bigger butt.

Granted badonkadonk

 

[Darlene]

Granted but all wishes won't happen until you are financially stable.
I wish I had a bigger butt.

A badonkadonk? Or a Bertha butt??

Not huge but perfectly round. Like this: