Turns out guns in schools are a good thing ...

[Luddly Neddite]

That is, if your cookies are burned.

Lunch lady 'threatens to shoot up middle school with AK-47 in rage over burnt cookies' | Mail Online

*Head cook Wendy Ferris allegedly threatened co-workers at King Philip Middle School in Norfolk, Massachusetts on Friday
* Witnesses claim Ferris said she had a list and the school nurse was at the top
* Ferris is a hunter and a co-worker claimed she said she even planned to go 'buy ammo'

Guess this nutter-hunter needs that AK47 for "hunting".

Lucky people 'dodged the bullet'.