Turkey hunters

[Colin]

When an 80-year-old man goes for a checkup, the doctor is amazed at his shape.

"To what do you attribute your good health?"

"I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in good shape. Get up before daylight,
chase turkeys up and down mountains."

The doctor says, "Well, I'm sure it helps, but there have to be genetic factors.
How old was your dad when he died?"

"Who says my dad's dead?"

"You're 80 years old and your dad's alive? How old is he?"

"Dad's 100. In fact, he turkey hunted with me this morning."

"What about your dad's dad-how old was he when he died?"

"Who says my grandpa's dead?"

"You're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? How old is he?"

"118."

"I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting this morning?"

"No. He got married to an eighteen year old girl."

The doctor looks at the man in amazement. "Got married? Why would a
118-year-old guy want to get married to an eighteen year old girl?"

The old-timer answers, "Who says he wanted to?"

 

[signelect]

great story, I think I will borrow it and send to a few hunting buddies.

thanks

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Wealthy looking guy comes into a fancy sporting goods store and tells the owner he is in need of a shotgun. Owner sizes him up and brings back a fancy gold inlaid model. The best in Belgian design and engineering, only 10,000.
Customer says, that is too fancy, we don't need anything that fancy.
Next the owner brings out a nice English model. Bargain at 5000. Customer goes No, we aren't going to be extravagant.
Owner gives up and brings out a mass production Winchester. 199.95
That will do nicely says the customer. After all, it is just a small wedding.