Trump's aide

[eddiew37]

Trump's aide says to him, "Sir, I had a dream you got your parade. It was miles and miles long winding through Washington DC. Joyful Americans lined the route, literally in the millions. People were laughing, cheering, playing in the street. You were riding in the most beautiful carriage."

Trump asks, "Was I happy?"

The aide answers, "I don't know, sir. The casket was closed."

 

[Esdraelon]

Sounds like a target-rich environment to me, considering how his supporters roll, but hey, to each his own

 

[deannalw]

Hyuck

Hyuck hyuck, even

 

[ActionJackson]

And then everyone woke up and realized they were talking about Biden:

 

[Kilroy2]

I like your hair, no I like your hair

Putin may have said it first or maybe Trump said it first. It doesn't really matter with a bromance.

 

[ActionJackson]

Biden tells the other man's wife, "I love the smell of your baby shampoo." She replies, "stop it ... your tongue is tickling my ear." "What if my husband sees?"