Trump sells California to Mexico

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    And good riddance! Yay!

    President Trump Sells California to Mexico


    PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES SALE OF CALIFORNIA TO MEXICO

    WASHINGTON (AP) - at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims "is his largest real estate deal ever" is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California, 2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.


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    he'd lose money on it.
     
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    Next The Donald is going to sell Detroit and Chicago to Haiti :smoke:
     
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    For a cup full of Covfefe......
     
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    If Mexico builds a wall along the CA, NV border extending along the Mexican frontier they can have it even trade.
    Win-win.
     

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