Trump has breakfast!

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    Oh sweet, merciful zombie Jesus ... Trump had two eggs over easy for breakfast this morning and it has documented he ate them with buttered toast!

    When will this national nightmare end?! How long must we be embarrassed in front of the progressive nations of the Earth like Venezuela or North Korea?!

    If we can't impeach this monster who is clearly worse than Hitler, surely we can come up with another more direct method of removing him from office and replacing him with a TRUE American.

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    We should replace him with Harrison Ford.

    He has experience as President, at least once, and can fly AF1 in a pinch.
     
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    I think America is still recovering from the trauma that he told an Irish politician she had a nice smile. And the horror of all horrors - he had a novelty cover of Time magazine made up.
     
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    Hell! He can fly the Millennium Falcon!

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    Ah come on guys enjoy these times, Trump demonstrates a level of idiocy that only America could elect. He promised them the moon and they bought it. He promised them greatness and they lost it. He promised them jobs and they bought Japanese. He promised them heathcare and they lost it too. He promised them America first and he put Trump Inc first. Golf anyone? And so it goes.

    This week in Trump World

    "Every man who loves his country hopes for the suppression of half his compatriots." Emil Cioran
     
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    I'll say.
    Who in the hell eats eggs and toast without bacon, sausage or ham to accompany it? It's absurd..
     
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    We gonna elect him in 2020 as well. Might ought to get you some salve.
     
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    The same people elected Obama for the same reasons.
     
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    over easy------my all time fave. about a year ago----I was forced to dine in a
    fancy restaurant------with a whole pile of other people. -------It was only something
    like brunch-lunch time. I ordered ONE EGG OVER EASY----------I could hear the 'snickers'
     
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    I hope Trump didn't drink water. Hitler drank water.
     
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