Trump furious after Twitter's bot purge leaves him with 14 followers!

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    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.

    Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.

    At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. “It turned out that over forty-six million of the President’s followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,” the spokesman said.

    As of Wednesday, Trump’s fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.

    “We’re praying that Heinrich is a real person,” a White House aide said. “The President can’t afford to lose another follower.”​

    Trump Furious After Twitter’s Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers
     
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    Absolutely hilarious. Don't tell anyone, but Heinrich Himmler III is my dog. He's been messing with my computer.
     
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