Trump deletes nine tweets while attempting to spell 'subpoena'

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as “heel” and “tap,” Trump now believes that the word “subpoena” is “out to get him,” the source said.

Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word “subpoena” “disgraceful” and said that it had treated him “very unfairly,” but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.​

Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” | The New Yorker

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

 

[OldLady]

Subpoena is a stinker. Couldn't spell it either if I hadn't worked in a law office for years.

 

[DrLove]

Subpoena is a stinker. Couldn't spell it either if I hadn't worked in a law office for years.

It's a great spelling bee word ..

 

[Pogo]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as “heel” and “tap,” Trump now believes that the word “subpoena” is “out to get him,” the source said.

Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word “subpoena” “disgraceful” and said that it had treated him “very unfairly,” but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.​

Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” | The New Yorker

His covfefe is tappped out.

 

[Pogo]

This coming from a weapons grade stupid bed wetting obozo zealot, who would gulp a wad of dicksnot from that meat puppet faggot, who didn't know there are 50 states.

The meat puppet faggot was a stuttering imbecile without a teleprompter in it's fucking face, and somehow he's the smartest president we've ever had according to the bed wetters.

Trump builds a multi-billion dollar real estate empire and a bed wetter will tell you with a straight face that obozo is smarter Trump.

That is how stupid pieces of shit like the OP are.

He're some "brilliant" meat puppet faggot quotes.


"R-S-P-E-C-T." --flubbing the spelling of Aretha Franklin's famous song "Respect" while paying tribute to the iconic singer, New York, NY (March 6, 2014)

"Even though most people agree... I'm presenting a fair deal, the fact that they don't take it means that I should somehow do a Jedi mind-meld with these folks and convince them to do what’s right." --mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek references while discussing working with Republicans in Congress (March 1, 2013)


"And finally, Bos, I just want to say thank you for Youkilis." –joking at a fundraiser in Boston about the Red Sox trading their beloved slugger Kevin Youkilis to Chicago White Sox, Obama's hometown team. The line drew boos from the audience. (June 25, 2012)

"When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011

"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." —Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011

"We're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you're providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy." —on Wall Street reform, Quincy, Ill., April 29, 2010

"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb.


5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug.


11, 2009

"The Cambridge police acted stupidly." —commenting on a white police officer's arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009

"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

"It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov.

7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)

"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug.

23, 2008

"Just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers.

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity.

She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate

That last one is REALLY fucking stupid.


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Wowza. At a nickel per attempted thread deflection Pogo's Law just made nearly two bucks on one post alone.

This dood is so snowflaked ---
("How snowflaked is he?")

----- he plops his O'bama bedwet diversion into a fucking SATIRE thread.

 

[Pogo]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

Hey, stranger things have happened.
The 2016 election itself for one.....

 

[DrLove]

This coming from a weapons grade stupid bed wetting obozo zealot, who would gulp a wad of dicksnot from that meat puppet faggot, who didn't know there are 50 states.

The meat puppet faggot was a stuttering imbecile without a teleprompter in it's fucking face, and somehow he's the smartest president we've ever had according to the bed wetters.

Trump builds a multi-billion dollar real estate empire and a bed wetter will tell you with a straight face that obozo is smarter Trump.

That is how stupid pieces of shit like the OP are.

He're some "brilliant" meat puppet faggot quotes.

Skip your meds again?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

Hey, stranger things have happened.
The 2016 election itself for one.....

I went to bed early that night. He's been somewhat of a disappointment in the the Department of Education is still in business and that the Social Security "Trust Fund" is not invested in equities, but maybe that's for next term

 

[toobfreak]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as “heel” and “tap,” Trump now believes that the word “subpoena” is “out to get him,” the source said.

Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word “subpoena” “disgraceful” and said that it had treated him “very unfairly,” but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.​

Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” | The New Yorker

I bet Trump can't spell 'endoplasmic reticulum' either. Dude's not qualified to hold the office fer shure.

 

[MrShangles]

Subpoena is a stinker. Couldn't spell it either if I hadn't worked in a law office for years.

Even spell checker has a problem with it. I try to start it and hope spell checker spells it for me.


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[Pete7469]

Let me guess, the petty faggot mod is on.

 

[Wry Catcher]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

Where she should be.

Trump is inept, insensitive, incompetent and an idiot (according to his chief of staff) or a moron (according to his former Sect. of State); I don't believe he is retarded, he has simply reached the Pinnacle of the Peter Principle and never learns from experience, he tweets the same thing over and over and expects a different result. Sad!

Postscript: "The Peter principle is a concept in management theory formulated by educator Laurence J. Peter and published in 1969. It states that the selection of a candidate for a position is based on the candidate's performance in their current role, rather than on abilities relevant to the intended role."

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

Where she should be.

Trump is inept, insensitive, incompetent and an idiot (according to his chief of staff) or a moron (according to his former Sect. of State); I don't believe he is retarded, he has simply reached the Pinnacle of the Peter Principle and never learns from experience, he tweets the same thing over and over and expects a different result. Sad!

Right. You realize that he made a legitimate fortune in the one of most competitive businesses on the planet: NYC luxury development. He tweets because American attention span has been reduced to a soundbyte

 

[Pogo]

You got him now!!!

This could put Hillary in the White House!

Where she should be.

Trump is inept, insensitive, incompetent and an idiot (according to his chief of staff) or a moron (according to his former Sect. of State); I don't believe he is retarded, he has simply reached the Pinnacle of the Peter Principle and never learns from experience, he tweets the same thing over and over and expects a different result. Sad!

Right. You realize that he made a legitimate fortune in the one of most competitive businesses on the planet: NYC luxury development. He tweets because American attention span has been reduced to a soundbyte

Apparently "legitimate fortune" means standing there with your hand out while your elitist father hands you umpteen million dollars he in turned scammed off the government.

Doesn't get much more 'legitimate' than that.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Once again, satire comes extremely close to the truth.

 

[Intolerant]

Oh the Horror.