Tree Huggers Extreme: Man jailed for trying to have sex with a tree

[Neotrotsky]

Tree Huggers Extreme: Man jailed for trying to have sex with a tree.

A MAN who was banned from a park after it was alleged he tried to have sex with a tree in broad daylight has been jailed for five months and put on the Sex Offenders' Register for seven years. William Shaw, 22, of Airdrie, was ordered by a sheriff not to enter Central Park, Airdrie, after it was claimed he dropped his trousers and underpants, exposed himself, and while his trousers were around his ankles, simulated having sex with a tree.


It was bad enough when these nutroots were crying over the loss of their "wood"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4]YouTube - EarthFirst Mourning Loss of a Tree - Crying & Screaming[/ame]


Do think the women crying in this video voted for Papa Obama?

 

[Liability]

The guy loves his **** tree.

 

[xsited1]

The tree was probably asking for it.

 

[Liability]

sayeth the tree: "he loves me; he loves me knot."

 

[Neotrotsky]

The tree was probably asking for it.

Good point

Of course the MSM has not mentioned the race of the perpetrator or the color of the "victim" in this case, it must be the tree was a "white birch"

So unlike like the fake Duke "rape" - no story here- the MSM and the Left won't run with it

 

[Liability]

fucking elves!

 

[Sherry]

 

[Neotrotsky]

Lets' hope there is not a squirrel in that hole

 

[Mike458877]

So I guess now he and those like him will be asking for domestic partner rights!

 

[Liability]

LOL!

 

[Liability]

Lets' hope there is not a squirrel in that hole

Just the squirrel's nuts.

 

[Liability]

They say she's a **** with teeth. But the arrested guy in Central Park, Airdrie says, "her bark is worse than her bite."

 

[Neotrotsky]

So I guess now he and those like him will be asking for domestic partner rights!

Don't laugh with these nutroots in power, it may not be far off

See:

The End of Divorce? Growing Numbers of People Marrying Inanimate Objects

Woman getting married to fairground ride

The women is from Pennsylvania