Trapper Keeper

[xotoxi]

Does anyone remember getting a new Trapper Keeper each fall?

That was fucking AWESOME!!!

 

[manifold]

and then some!

 

[Jeremy]

Hellz yeah!!!

 

[xotoxi]

Hellz yeah!!!

I think I had that one! Also one with hot air luftballons.

This fucking one:

I remember nearly getting high off the smell of the plastic.

That smell was soon lost as the Keeper took on the smell of smooshed peanut butter and banana sammich from the bottom of your book bag.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Inb4 South Park reference.

 

[blu]

south park ftw

 

[xotoxi]

south park ftw

I am not privvy to this inside joke.

 

[Sherry]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

 

[xotoxi]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

 

[Ringel05]

Does anyone remember getting a new Trapper Keeper each fall?

That was fucking AWESOME!!!

Never received one and until now never heard of it.

 

[Sherry]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

So that's how you do prostate exams??

 

[xotoxi]

Does anyone remember getting a new Trapper Keeper each fall?

That was fucking AWESOME!!!

Never received one and until now never heard of it.

That makes you a loser...by definition.

loser (loo-zer)
noun
1. Someone who loses
2. Someone who has never heard of a Trapper Keeper

 

[xotoxi]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

So that's how you do prostate exams??

Yes. I wear a condom on my finger. Why?

WERE YOU THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE???

OH GOD NO!!!

 

[Ringel05]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

So that's how you do prostate exams??

(Pssst! He calls finger cots condoms.....)

 

[ConHog]

I'll bet you wear a pocket protector now.

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

So that's how you do prostate exams??

yep, he puts one hand on each shoulder and tells his (male) patients to take a deep breath.

I had the trapper keepers to.

 

[hjmick]

California. Peechee folder country. If you were cool.

 

[Sherry]

Nope.

But I do wear a condom so that I don't catch anything from my patients.

So that's how you do prostate exams??

Yes. I wear a condom on my finger. Why?

WERE YOU THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE???

OH GOD NO!!!

Smooth or ribbed??

 

[xotoxi]

I had the trapper keepers to.

Did you sleep through grammar class?