Trapped In Your Car By An Angry Mob; What Would You Do?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by mudwhistle, Nov 3, 2011.

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If trapped in your car by angry communists what would you do?

  1. Floor it

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    71.4%
  2. Hand out rubbers

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  3. Call the police

    1 vote(s)
    4.8%
  4. Debate them on how Obama is the cause of most of their problems

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  5. Open fire with your belt-fed automatic weapon of choice

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  6. Show them your SEIU card

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  7. Soil yourself and hope they leave you alone

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  8. Scream at them "YEAH!!! YOU AND WHO'S ARMY!!!"

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  9. Ask them "Voy ist der Haltersteli?"

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  10. Wait patiently till they run out of gas

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  1. mudwhistle
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    I'd slowly bump them out of the way, unless I saw someone with a Hope and Change button.

    Then I'd floor it.

    This is the Flea Party's new tactic. Instigate an incident. Cause as much trouble as you can. Put people out of business.

    Yeah, they're just like the Tea Party. :eusa_angel:
     
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    Just what the guy in Oakland did. Then pay one of the 99% $5.00 to wash the shit off my Mercedes.
     
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    In FL we no longer have to flee.

    The phrase, "I was in fear for my life" allows me to open fire

    :eusa_whistle:
     
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    To be honest once they started denting my paint job all bets are off.
     
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    Throw a bag of oregano out the window... take off while they scramble after it... look in the rear view mirror when they realize it's not free pot
     
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    Absolutely. And I carry at least one weapon with me at all times.
     
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    Roll down the window and start shooting isn't an option??
     
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    Lonestar_logic Republic of Texas

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    As a co-owner of a gun shop and having a CHL, I would unleash my .45 Gold Cup on their ass!
     
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    It just came to me that option #7 would be pointless because most of that mob already smells like poop so they wouldn't notice.
     
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