Pop23
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A sailor got his first shore leave in over a year and was ready for a women.
He went to the first whorehouse he could find and asked the madam for the wildest time she had. Money was no option
She pointed down the hall, said door number 5, but it would cost him $1,000,
He paid the lady, walked down the door and walked into the room only to find a 65 year old, fat and ugly hooker.
Ok he said, this is supposed to be wild. What you got old woman?
She took a fake eye out grabbed him and placed his member into her eye socket.
15 minutes later the young sailor was exhausted by, what was the best sex he had ever experienced.
He pulled away and told the old women that the next time he came to town he'd be back.
OK, she responded I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU SONNY
He went to the first whorehouse he could find and asked the madam for the wildest time she had. Money was no option
She pointed down the hall, said door number 5, but it would cost him $1,000,
He paid the lady, walked down the door and walked into the room only to find a 65 year old, fat and ugly hooker.
Ok he said, this is supposed to be wild. What you got old woman?
She took a fake eye out grabbed him and placed his member into her eye socket.
15 minutes later the young sailor was exhausted by, what was the best sex he had ever experienced.
He pulled away and told the old women that the next time he came to town he'd be back.
OK, she responded I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU SONNY