Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge

[xotoxi]

I'm not sure where to start with this one... It brings up several law and order issues...

Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge | The Smoking Gun

A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.

A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.

That admission may have been prompted by a police officer’s discovery of what an officer described as “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.

TWAT???

 

[Big Black Dog]

This gives new meanings to the phrase, "Fuck, fight, or go for your guns..." Just saying.

 

[mudwhistle]

a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card

What kind of shit is that???

A permit to carry.

 

[Big Black Dog]

a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card

What kind of shit is that???

A permit to carry.

In Illinois you have to have what is called a FOID (Firearms Owner Identification Card) card if you own a firearm. It is proof that you have been screened by the State and determined that you are not a criminal or that you don't have any mental conditions. What it really is, is another one of the many ways that Illinois sucks money out of the pockets of the general public.

 

[asterism]

What kind of shit is that???

A permit to carry.

In Illinois you have to have what is called a FOID (Firearms Owner Identification Card) card if you own a firearm. It is proof that you have been screened by the State and determined that you are not a criminal or that you don't have any mental conditions. What it really is, is another one of the many ways that Illinois sucks money out of the pockets of the general public.

Plus it fulfills Step 1 of a plan to seize firearms.

Step 1: Build a list of as many firearm owners as possible.

 

[dilloduck]

Not a bad choice in pistols tho. With kids she may not have been able to afford a Glock but a Sig ain't bad and a 9 mil will do the job. Hoped she had it loaded with hollow points.

 

[GHook93]

Are you telling me you can't have a loaded weapon in your vehicle in Illinois?

Not entirely sure about all IL, but in Cook Communist County, when travling with a firearm, you have to keep it in the truck and the ammo must be kept in a separate bag also in the truck. The rounds can't be loaded into a gun or even put into the clip!

 

[GHook93]

a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card

What kind of shit is that???

You can't be serious! As an IL gun owner I am glad they require an extensive background check before they let you purchase and or own a gun in IL!

 

[hortysir]

a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card

What kind of shit is that???

You can't be serious! As an IL gun owner I am glad they require an extensive background check before they let you purchase and or own a gun in IL!

Florida performs the same extensive background check prior to purchase.
We're just *not* required to carry proof of it and FDLE isn't allowed to keep a record of it.
If you're okay with a gov't entity having that information on a permanent record stay in IL.

 

[William Joyce]

This woman is a pretty hot 44-year old!

Good for her for seeking some sexual pleasure... and she did stay away from the kids. The only slight prob is that someone else's kids could have seen her topless in the public parking lot, but maybe she was being discreet. As for the pistol, who cares.

A hot, well-armed mom with three children and a sense of her sexuality at 44. This woman isn't a criminal, she's an American hero!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Shit........if I saw her in the parking lot, I'd offer to spring for a room and "help her out".

 

[hortysir]

That's a real shame.......

 

[Zander]

SHe looks so, er, satsified...