Top Ten Reasons To Re-Elect Barack Obama

TruthSeeker56

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Here Are The Top Ten Reasons To Re-Elect Barack Obama:

1. His jump shot has improved tremendously since 2008.

2. His golf game has improved tremendously since 2008.

3. He looks more distinguished with the gray hair he has grown since 2008.

4. He has access to cutting edge teleprompter technology.

5. His followers will NEVER have to worry about his safety, as long as Joe Biden is his Vice President.

6. Preserving the steady influx of illegal alien labor will continue to supply U.S. employers with cheap labor.

7. The labor unions and welfare leeches love him, because he has full and unfettered access to a no-limit credit card and a 24/7 printing press.

8. He has the complete support and complicity of the "mainstream" news media, and full and unfettered access to the massive propaganda machinery that the "mainstream" news media happily provides for him.

9. All of the "bad" things that have happened during his first term as President are G.W. Bush's fault!

10. He is black (OK, half-black), and all non-blacks should vote for him out of GUILT.
 

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