1. The Constitution is a fake! Real Constitution requires president to be third-generation American. 2. Obamas father was really Lee Harvey Oswald. 3. Actual Obama birth certificate is in secret warehouse in Washington DC, next to The Ark of the Covenant. 4. Obama is the offspring of two gay men. 5. The fourteenth amendment was not legally ratified. African Americans are not citizens. 6. Obama birth certificate, passport, drivers license, social security card, voter registration card and an American Express card were purchased on the street in San Francisco for $600. 7. Obama original birth registration in Hawaii is treated with CIA poison. Anyone who touches will die horribly. 8. Pentagon has contingency plan to take over the government January 21 if birth certificate is not produced. 9. Barack Obama is actually a clone made from cells taken from John F. Kennedy. 10. Hawaii is not a state! from; Top Ten Obama Conspiracy Predictions for 2009 | Obama Conspiracy Theories How many of these do our resident twoofers support?