Top 10 Reasons To Vote Democrat In 2014

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    Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014



    10. I’ll vote Democrat because I can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.

    9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.



    8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.



    7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.



    6. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body 45 moments after a home invasion.



    5. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.



    4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.



    3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.



    2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.



    And the Number One reason I’ll vote Democrat is:



    1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.
     
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    Didn't you try this already and it was lame then, too?

    The US is producing more domestic fossil fuels than ever before and fuel prices are still high, but suddenly another pipeline will make all the difference, right?

    95% of financial gains have gone to the rich 1% job creators since 2009 and yet unemployment is still high, so obviously cutting taxes to the rich will give them even more money to finally create more jobs, right?

    Learn or stop trying.
     
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    Get your head out of Obama's ass and you might learn something.
     
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    Obama's a war criminal for carrying on Bush's pointless wars.
     
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    Then why is your head still up his ass?
     
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    Like the effin Al Qaeda that the Taliban was protecting wasn't justification enough to attack Afuckingstan! If 9-11 isn't enough for you.
     
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    I love how you have no actual response to what he said. Face it, republicanism is a joke. A failed joke. The more facts we learn the more we realize just how bullshit it really is.
     
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    Am I supposed to care about 9/11? A bunch of stock traders died. Oh no, I'm so hurt. Let's go kill brown people for ten straight years. I feel sorry for the first responders who died and their families, and maybe the janitors and other low-level employees in the buildings, and the passengers on the planes who just wanted to go wherever, but the stock traders? No, not even slightly.

    As for your endless war of terror, 9/11 was what the CIA calls "blowback"- a retaliatory attack for decades of US interference in Middle Eastern politics and lives. Animosity toward the US dates back to Operation Ajax in 1953, and then expanded even further after Operation Cyclone in the 1980s. Then even further due to propping up Saddam and then killing civilians with sanctions, and then killing even more civilians after 9/11 which Iraq wasn't involved with. America should consider itself lucky that Muslim extremists haven't taken to American streets with AKs. But they don't really have to since Americans shoot enough Americans already.
     
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    Care to comment on the OP or are you just a cheerleader?
     
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    You don't care for americans, yes we get it.
     

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