Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
If you don't like jail, don't break the law... Problem solved.
Impossible.
It is utterly impossible to not break one or more of the millions of laws imposed on the public. Every person is a criminal, every last one. You will be prosecuted if you are inconvenient.
If you don't like jail, fight to the death when/if it's your turn to be incarcerated.