Tomato garden

[bennylava]

An elderly man's son is in jail and he sends him a letter.
Dear Son,
I am so sad because I wanted to plant my tomato garden but the dirt is too hard for me to handle. I guess I won't be able to grow anything this year. It just makes me sad.
Love,
dad

The son sends back a letter:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up the yard. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Your son

The next day, the FBI shows up and digs up the whole yard without finding any bodies.
The dad gets a letter from his son,
Dear Dad,
That's the best I could do from here. Enjoy your garden.

 

[Truthmatters]

Lol

 

[Anguille]

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Good one! LOL!

 

[AllieBaba]

Wow, that may come in useful someday. I broke a pick ax trying to plant primroses in mymom's yard.

 

[Gungnir]

So Allie, does your mom like to bound round her dress with Hemlocks and Primroses? If so does she know Ralph Stanley?