Tom Cruise running for president

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    Literally.....running... lol


    Best impersonation I think I've ever seen.
     
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    I am noting that the false narrative began in Thespians' school for a higher purpose than slandering innocent people who happen to disagree with the Communism thrust coming from today's Democrat Party Apparatchiks. :(
     
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    Maybe people will notice him if he drinks a fucking beer.
     
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    Top Gun sequel is coming up, though.
     
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    He is already drunk.
     
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    Damn, there sure a lot of people that needs to rent a sense of humor.
     
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    I'd be puking in the ditch if I ran that much. Guess I'll never be President.
     
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    No offense, but it's clear that this guy is at least as qualified or more qualified than 99% of the Democrat field. However, being clever and using Hollywood level CGI technology in your production doesn't make you an effective leader. This isn't a damn joke. Our prospects are for shit. We have issues that we're dealing with that are media created and fully sanctioned by leftists in Washington. I don't see the point of putting some beer swilling fake Indian librarian or some racist sellout with a horrible history in there only to see them fold like a deck of cards to pressure from any or all enemies, foreign and domestic. But that is the best Democrats have to offer. So this clever individual looks promising to some.
     
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    The sound was dubbed, so he was out of breath thru much of it.
     
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    Stole Forrest Gumps bit
     

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