Tom Cruise "I have lived before"

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    If he said he was a pathetic loser with acne in a past life, I might be more inclinded to believe him. MAYBE. A little.

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    LMAO!
     
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    But of course. No one PAYS to hear they were a menace to society and lived in their parents basement until the excutor (their sibling) sold the house and threw your ass out. :D
     
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    As wacked out as he sounds, Tom Cruise is right. I did some research on this and found some photos of him in his past lives.
     

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    Wow, he is right! The squirrel with big nuts is definitely more successful and talented than he is currently!
     
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    Bingodulla ????????????????? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
     
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    That's hilarious, GotZoom.

    Isn't it amazing how reincarnated people were always Einstein, Alexander, Ghengis Kahn, Beethoven, Moses and so on in their past lives? Never a loser who died of plague or someone who stoned innocent women to death.

    I wonder if Tom was always a little runt in his past lives. If he used to be tall maybe that's why this life is so unsatisfying to him.
     
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    If they stoned innocent women to death it is not likely that they are human in their current life.

    My theory is that his current life is a horrid punishment for a past life where he was a serial jaywalker.
     
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    I think Cruise is obviously a zombie who's only goal in life is in serving the Great Bingo God. "B4 followed by G55".
     
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    Is that guy on the rocking horse wearing a man-diaper?!

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