todays stupid lawsuit brought to you courtesy of 'outraged and injured americans'.

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    FEBRUARY 5--It took almost three days, but the first lawsuit has been filed in connection with Janet Jackson's breast. A Tennessee woman yesterday filed a proposed class action lawsuit "on behalf of all Americans" who watched the Super Bowl halftime show and were somehow injured by Miss Jackson's adorned nipple. In the below federal complaint, Terri Carlin, a 47-year-old Knoxville bank employee, contends that Jackson's exposure and other "sexually explicit conduct" during halftime festivities caused viewers to "suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury." Details of those supposed injuries were not further described in the complaint filed by attorney Wayne A. Ritchie II.


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetsuit1.html
     
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    The attorney should be forever barred from practicing law for filing such a case....they are suppose to know better....greedy bastards
     
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    47 year old bank employee??? yeah, like it's the first breast she's ever seen? what a load of stinking manure....seems to me she doesn't need a lawsuit, so much as ...well, something else VERY relaxing

    as for the attorney, you do know that they require as part of the bar exam that attorneys pass an ethics exam, not so much to ensure that the newly licensed abide by those ethics, but so that there is proof somewhere that they at one time knew what they were!
     
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    There is no law against being stupid.
     
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    yes, more's the pity
     
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    WTF? did janet throw her ninja star at her?
     
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    and does this mean that we all get a cut in the winnings if she wins?
     
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    maybe Janet was attempting to injure a certain someone by getting him to choke on a pretzel, again. :D

    /un pc lib-humor
     
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    Thank goodness I missed Janet! I might have been seriously injured!
     
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    now dont say that, if this chick wins the lawsuit you wont get any of the settlement cause you werent watching!!
     

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