Today is my anniversary

Anniversary of when you went all 'toxi'?

No. It was when the leg shackle was locked around my ankle.

Luckily, the other end of the chain is attached to a great sammichmaker.

Aaaah, that anniversary. Congratulations to the Mrs. for putting up with you for so long! :D

We just celebrated 23 years on May 23. Now that's a friggin' long time to be makin' some sammies!
 
Anniversary of when you went all 'toxi'?

No. It was when the leg shackle was locked around my ankle.

Luckily, the other end of the chain is attached to a great sammichmaker.

Aaaah, that anniversary. Congratulations to the Mrs. for putting up with you for so long! :D

We just celebrated 23 years on May 23. Now that's a friggin' long time to be makin' some sammies!

I will pass on any condolences to the Mrs.
 
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Anniversary of when you went all 'toxi'?

No. It was when the leg shackle was locked around my ankle.

Luckily, the other end of the chain is attached to a great sammichmaker.

Aaaah, that anniversary. Congratulations to the Mrs. for putting up with you for so long! :D

We just celebrated 23 years on May 23. Now that's a friggin' long time to be makin' some sammies!

Hey, we celebrated our 29th on the 23rd. I have a friend who also was married on the 23, but she's been married longer than us.
 
Folks...I need to spread it...I'll hit you all later with some luscious rep.
 
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? You're married?


Now you need to start one of those 'relationship' threads asking the peeps if it's ok to cheat while romancing thier PM buddies on the USMB with other fat assess who don't move their grocery carts!
 
Congrats, you'll catch us in..... yikes!


'After The Honeymoon'

"With blazing eyes and open mouth, she hails,
Your socks are on the floor again.

"Get on the bed," he thinks, looking at her
pretty mouth, ignoring her words.

In the morning she strides outside, flings
socks in the trash with a flourish

as the neighbor smiles
wishing he were younger

while his wife, unclips
limp underwear to

drop
into a basket."


Judith Pordon
 

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