To My Democrat Friends . . . .

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  1. Zoom-boing
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    Was sent this by my brother, a posting from somewhere on the interwebz. :lol: Oh come on, it is too funny.

    To All My Democrat Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    To My Republican Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
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    And don't forget the birth of no particular personalty on earth !
     
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    And for all you radical Muslims who wish evil on us infidels, may a drone find you and its weapon vaporize you early in the New Year. Oh, and enjoy your 72 virgins. Yeah, they're ugly and smell pretty bad but at least you're only stuck with them for all of eternity. That Allah sure has a sense of humor, huh?
     
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    That's very, very, very funny.
     
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    To my Republican friends..

    A very Merry Christs Birthday and to those who don't happen to celebrate the birth of Christ....Go f*ck yourself
     

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