To Avoid Confusing Words, Ilhan Omar Will Now Respond To All Questions With 'I Am Groot'

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Ilhan Omar has been a headache for the Democrats since taking office, with party leaders scrambling to explain away her myriad offensive comments.

But House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sat down with several aides and came up with a solution: Omar will be banned from making any statements or responding to any questions unless she uses the phrase "I am Groot" to prevent confusing people with difficult words that might otherwise be misinterpreted as anti-Semitic sentiments.

To Avoid Confusing Words, Ilhan Omar Will Now Respond To All Questions With 'I Am Groot'
 

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