Tiger Woods: I Really, Really Tried not to Give a Shit...

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    ...until career überbitch looyah, Gloria Allred, came onto the scene to cry crocodile tears for one of his strumpets, who is a FRIGGIN' PORN "ACTRESS"!

    "Yeah, baby, I'm cheating on my wife......But you're the only sleazy, low-rent trollop for me!"

    SHEEEEEEEESH! :rolleyes:
     
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    Tiger should have quit while he was ahead! I can't believe he had a press conference to tell the world about his wandering "D. He musta teleconferenced with Manitool and PaulieSmaulie!




    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Im surprised he didn't follow after the shit stain and use a teleprompter after all he was supposedly speaking from the heart.
     
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    Post of the year Dude. My thoughts exactly. 1/2 of the friggin sports page here is Tiger Woods. The cat made 60 mil last year on endorsements alone and he is crying? Golf is a game, not a sport. I hope Augusta National bans his ass for life. Sir Charles correctly calls him a whiny bitch.
    The REAL prostitute in this circus IS Gloria Allred.
     
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    Try harder :cool:
     
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    He's a young, fit, good looking guy with more money than the state of Texas who marries a blond bombshell because of her personality :eusa_eh: and he cheats??? and we're shocked???
     
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    Who Cares! Wen you're poor, you're a dog...when you're rich, you have a sexual addiction.

    Whatever, just go back to playing golf Tiger....and fuck everything you can get your hands on, just like before..

    Your wife knew it of course and so did everyone around you. Who cares....just play.
     
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    It wasn't her personality, it was her job skills as a baby sitter. (She totally knew what he was doing.)
     
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    Leave it to Gloria Allred to make Tiger look an only-but-marginally sympathetic character.
     
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    The cheating marginalizes not only Tiger but anyone who does it, in my opinion. However, please do not accord the mistresses victim status. They don't dererve any more pity than TW. And a fact about how our world works ~ Tiger will talk no more about this, period; he will finish 1st 2nd or 3rd in the next tournament in which he plays, which will be a grand slam; and his endorsers will come back. It is the American way.
     
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