I understand for a goose shit cleaning clown like you anyone being successful is a difficult concept, but once you put down the booze you too may be able to hire someone to clean the goose shit from the bottom of your shoes too.Of course your imaginary house in your imaginary country club probably had an imaginary basement to go along with it's imaginary goose shit? Right...?
I'm sure your imaginary success brings you just as much joy as your imaginary basement in your imaginary house in your imaginary country club, Phallics! LOL