S
Sandy73
Guest
I can see me doing a few of these ! :teeth:
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
> > point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want
> > Fries with That.
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has
> > gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
> > 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
> > Prophecy."
> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
> > Answer.
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> > 13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
> > Sounds All Day.
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> > Party Because You're not in the Mood.
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name,
> > Rock Hard.
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> > 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot,
> > Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are
> > Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
> > 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
> > point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want
> > Fries with That.
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has
> > gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
> > 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
> > Prophecy."
> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
> > Answer.
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> > 13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
> > Sounds All Day.
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> > Party Because You're not in the Mood.
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name,
> > Rock Hard.
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> > 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot,
> > Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are
> > Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
> > 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
