~Threesome??

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    My wife asked me what I would like for christmas so I said "I wouldn't mind a threesome with you and another woman" I replied.
    She smiled at me and ran her fingers through my hair and said, "Darling, you cant satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want to piss two off?"
     
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    *lola* perhaps that was his point... :D
     
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    The whole point of a threesome (or a foursome, or a fivesome) isn't to satisfy the women. That sort of thing is there to satisfy a man's "Inner Emperor". :D
     
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    *lola* Mad... that is solely from your perspective... my thoughts would be: What devoted and loving woman would deny her man whatever he needs to be complete? If he requested it, then giving it to him or passively accommodating him does not necessarily make one a ditzy brain dead dot, but rather coupling the understanding of one's actions with the fact that giving in to someone's desires is not always the best thing for them... There are many examples of this... but then... many men need the balance that a variety of women provide. It is the man that is usually the territorial beast that denies the woman... from my limited experience. :dunno:

    :lol:

    Sorry, Dabs.... Mad Scientist and I will make this thread a science project for the board if we continue... :lol:
     
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    fivesome? lets just cal it an orgy
     
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    Once theres more than 4 people, its an orgy.
     
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    not necessarily... depends on who gets stuck with what... :dunno: I got the vodka bottle :D
     
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    A man and a woman sit in a train.
    Man begins talking to the woman: "What is your name?".
    Woman: "Carmen".
    Man: "Nice name."
    Woman: "In reality my name is Laura, but I prefer Carmen because I like Cars and Men. And what is your name?"
    Man: "My name is Carnal".
     
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    Why can women think better when they have sex?
    They're connected to the power source.
     
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    No, nevermind the incubation process that many go through to keep the men they choose to have aligned...
     

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