Three Scariest Military Sayings

[5stringJeff]

All my former military buddies on here will sympathize with these:



The Three Scariest Phrases in the Military

1. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."

2. A Major saying, "You know, I was just thinking..."

3. An NCO saying, "Hey, watch this..."

 

[DKSuddeth]

amen

 

[_dmp_]

Originally posted by gop_jeff
All my former military buddies on here will sympathize with these:



The Three Scariest Phrases in the Military

1. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."

2. A Major saying, "You know, I was just thinking..."

3. An NCO saying, "Hey, watch this..."

4. a COL saying "...having said that....."

 

[5stringJeff]

bump

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

A Drill SGT saying...
"we're going to have a party tomorrow..."

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

An NCO saying
"maybe we should listen to the 2LT"

 

[Hobbit]

An academy detailer saying, well, pretty much anything. Those guys are so full of rage all the time that they could say "pink, fuzzy, bunny slippers" with no context and you would still crap your pants.

 

[dmp]

That dmp guy is right on EVERYTHING.

Always.

 

[5stringJeff]

That dmp guy is right on EVERYTHING.

Always.

Is that why he has -2 rep?

 

[CSM]

An NCO saying
"maybe we should listen to the 2LT"

In 30 years of military living, I dont recall that ever being said by an NCO...without it being followed by ..."and then we can hang the f**ker!"

 

[dmp]

Is that why he has -2 rep?

that wasn't very nice.
That wasn't very nice of you 3 times, it looks like.

 

[5stringJeff]

that wasn't very nice.
That wasn't very nice of you 3 times, it looks like.

All in all though, that dmp guy was pretty cool. Someone should rep him.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

All in all though, that dmp guy was pretty cool. Someone should rep him.

I'll rep you for asking to rep him...
That was kind of you.

 

[Merlin1047]

An Army chopper jock saying "So, there I was . . . "

 

[dmp]

I'll rep you for asking to rep him...
That was kind of you.

dmp filters all his rep thru me.

kind??? Kind? Jeff? KIND???

:tng:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

dmp filters all his rep thru me.

kind??? Kind? Jeff? KIND???

:tng:

Gotta spread the love first...
what do you mean by
"filters all his rep thru me"?

 

[CSM]

A Command Sergeant Major saying "...step into my office!"

 

[CSM]

Any officer saying "...all we have to do is..."

 

[Deornwulf]

A recruiter saying "just sign here..."

and everything he said before that point.