Three Men on a Hike

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    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
    raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

    ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '



    Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
    across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.



    After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me
    strength and the tools to cross the river '



    Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
    was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.



    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
    please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
    river '



    Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
    hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
     
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    The bridge was built and the map was printed by men of course.
     
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    And when the woman crossed the bridge she changed her mind and crossed back.
     
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    and naturally she was the last one to try. :lol:
     

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