Thoughts from a Person Whose Mind Wanders..... I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once--or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle and boy's bicycles would be the ones without the upper frame bar. What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible...and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. My weight is perfect for my height--which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. How can there be self-help 'groups'? If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?