Those With A Military Background Will Like This

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    No Sex Since 1955


    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
    by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
    young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
    Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
    like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
    wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
    and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
    times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
    said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
    voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
     
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    :salute:

    :D
     
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    That would make him over 175 years old! This joke isn't very realistic. :poke: :laugh:
     
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    Why is it the sex jokes get all the rep??
     
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    This isn't just a "sex" joke...

    It's a "sex with an old guy" joke...

    :D
     
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    Well, ok.. I can see where that might prove to be amusing...
     
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    Sex with an old guy?
     
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    Among other things.
     
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    Hey now, I'm an old guy and I have lots of sex...once in a while there is even another human being involved!
     

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