saltshaker
Im over what damn hill?
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. James Holt McGavra
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. James Holt McGavra
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette