This thread is impossible to derail!

[xotoxi]

You are such an attention-seeking whore xotoxi!

Xotoxi is an ancient Iroquois word meaning "whore who seeks attention down by river near the mountain where the eagles perch"

...in a van.

Nope. Adding "in a van" would make the word bibblibubbliboo

 

[Liability]

Ex-Oh-Tox-EE.

I will happily derail this thread of yours, but first you have to ask me CIVILLY!

I DEMAND civility!

No CIVILITY; no derailing. It's just that simple! Nothing more; nothing less!

Nothing is more important than asking with CIVILITY!

You are a piece of shit that smells like a piece of shit!

I'm having difficulty telling if that's your notion of civility or if you are merely expressing your determination to refrain from honoring my demand.

However, I have found that pieces of shit often smell exactly like pieces of shit.

 

[Liability]

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