This Saturday is Walk Naked in America Day

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    As many of you may already know, this coming Saturday is Walk Naked in America Day.

    I know that many of the posters here are political conservatives. This is right down your alley - a chance to prove that you are a patriotic, loyal American, as opposed to some type of Obama-like, terrorist-loving piece of drek.

    Here is the OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

    Ladies - PLEASE help us to prove we are patriotic Americans!

    Thank you very much.

    (Mods: This IS a political thread. It should remain in the Politics forum. It is vital that the word gets out on this - it is a matter of national security!)
     
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    Sorry I will abstain out of respect for those underendowed males.
    I would not want to break up any marriages or anything?
     
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    You are honestly suggesting that a muslim must commit suicide if he sees anyone but his wife naked? Seriously?

    I have to agree with uscitizen. I dont want to break anyone up.
     
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    I am not suggesting it - the United States Government is suggesting it.

    For God's sake, man - can't you see that this is an OFFICIAL announcement by the United States Government? :salute:

    Now get your lawn chair set up this Saturday a.m., grab your six-pack and GET OUT THERE!

    (I must admit, I am a little concerned. By now, I had expected to see a number of posts from the ladies here, showing support for this. Oh well - it's only Wednesday evening.)
     
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    I'll make sure I avoid the pool before walking around naked.
     
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    I know, I know . . . this one has been kicking around the Internet for a while. To be honest, it isn't the first time I have seen it.

    But I thought it would be fun to put it up anyway for those who might not have seen it yet.

    Who knows? ;)
     
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    If anything, it would be a warning about the dangers of obesity...
     
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    Hopefully those women know about Shrinkage.. It's Common knowledge.
     
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    You know............I'm gonna have a 6 pack, I've already got a lawn chair.

    Ladies, to help me prove that I'm a true blue American, please walk around Southlawn Park in Amarillo Texas for your hour.

    I promise to wave............
     
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    Is this akin to hiking the Appalachian trail naked? Has Governor Sanford been informed of this?
     

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